my cousin's joke:
there is a fly on the classroom ceiling. the fly is out of reach, and only the teacher can kill it. how does the teacher kill the fly?

i'll post the answer sometime tomorrow, but if you figure it out before then, not if you already know the answer, let me know and i'll give you..
a quarter.

hehe woohoo!! closing in on 4000 hits!! if you are lucky visitor #4000, let me know and i'll give you..
2 quarters.

ah..im too generous for my own good; such a philanthropist..