memorable moments from the family trip:

while we were walking along the riverwalk, we stopped to watch some ducks swimming by..
my dad looks..then seems to be confused..then asks..

dad: hey, where are their other 2 legs?
jason: what other two legs? they only have 2 legs!
dad: oh..only 2?

then..in chinatown back in houston..
my dad was filling up the gas tank..

jennifer: hey, if i turned on the car right now, would he get electrocuted?

yes..ladies and gentlemen..welcome to my family..

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