my cousin, Joseph (or Owen, as some of you may know him by), has this research paper that he needs to finish by tomorrow.
I, being the kind-hearted guy that i am known to be, offer to help him. he says he needs to make it longer because the total requirement is 7 pages.

here is one of his paragraphs:
The main idea of surrogacy is to give birth to a baby with the help of another female. There are two different types of surrogacy. In traditional surrogacy, the surrogate mother donates her egg, and a sperm is used to perform the surrogate. Nowadays, surrogacy is the placement of live embryos into a surrogate mother.

after reading this, i tell him that if he really wanted to make his paper longer, he could just add adjectives all over the place.
so this is what he thought of:
The main idea of surrogacy is to give birth to a freakin' baby with the help of another freakin' female. There are two different types of surrogacy. In freakin' traditional surrogacy, the freakin' surrogate mother donates her freakin' egg, and a freakin' sperm is used to perform the freakin' surrogate. Nowadays, surrogacy is the placement of live embryos into a freakin' surrogate mother.

..don't look at me..I didn't teach him that word..