i learned quite a bit today at school.
what a concept, eh? LEARNING at SCHOOL?

well, calculus was SO unbelievably boring today that i couldnt keep my eyes open at all.
i wasnt even tired or sleepy or anything..it was just THAT bad.
the thing is, mrs. stephenson sits behind an overhead projector for the entire class..
so today i discovered that there is a way that i can sit in my desk on the front row where my eys are hidden by the overhead neck thingie-majigger..you know what im talkin bout, right?
it worked like magic, and my time no longer felt wasted.

and heres today's shocker: i learned something in humanities!!
today for the 90238423rd day in a row, we read some play out of the humanities book.
my big revelation was that if you put a hood over your head and turn to the side, the teacher has no choice but to just assume that you're reading along.
this also worked like a charm, and i no longer had to suffer through hearing a story about an idiot named m. jourdain.

in government, im pretty sure mcgee just expects half the class to go to sleep.
i stayed awake cuz it wasnt TOO unbearable, but when i looked around me, half the class was knocked out.
school is a joke, no?

mcgee: did anyone hear about how the illinois governor released all 167 people on death row?
class: why??
alex fannin: because the police tortured them until they confessed.
annie: isn't that like, not allowed?

i now declare annie dai a genius.
actually, in canadian standards, she might be..