in an email my mom forwarded me:

Alert!

Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven
terrorists working in your office.

Six of the seven have been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin
Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin As*-Kissin have all been taken into custody.

At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin
Workin, has been found anywhere near your office.

We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to
spot. You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.

Donald Rumsfeld Secretary of Defense United States of America

lol kinda corny, but still pretty funny =)