Wednesday, November 17, 2004

i don't get it

there are so many mysteries in life. allow me to share some of my deepest, seemingly unanswerable questions.

i don't get what is up with guys and video games. honestly, i really don't understand. it's kinda sickening to know that some guys can really spend an entire day sitting in front of a computer monitor shooting people or ordering creatures around. it confuses me like nothing else.

i don't get why those extra five minutes of sleep every morning feel so freakin' good. i have a bad habit of snoozing now. usually countless times. just to be able to fall asleep again right after i close my eyes and pick up right where my dream left off.

i don't get why the rockets are so inconsistent. they can go down to the wire against the best teams in the NBA, even without tracy mcgrady, and yet they can't beat the..atlanta hawks? so perplexing.

i don't get why i like playing basketball so much. because i mean, it's a pretty boring cycle when you think about it. go to the gym, play a game. if you win, you keep playing. if you lose, you get off the court. what good do i really get out of it, other than maybe a couple good hours of exercise? hm, i feel like going to the gym right now.

i don't get why i always seem to be hungry. it's really strange. even on days when i eat a full breakfast, lunch, and dinner, come 12:00 midnight, my stomach growls for more food. in scotland, i came to a point where i was convinced that i had a couple of tapeworms in me, but i've come to realize that that can't be possible...right?

i don't get why i still can't decide on a major. you would think that by now something would just jump out at me and catch my attention, but unfortunately, that is not the case. c'mon, God, i'm still waiting for that divine revelation..anyday now.

i don't get why alby is not here right now. oh, sorry alby. didn't mean to put you on the spot.

i don't get why reality tv shows are such a hit. sometimes i really want to hire somebody to just follow me around with a camera 24/7, just to see if watching my life on television would be just as interesting.

i don't get why time passes by so fast here at UT. is it just me, or is anyone else having a mid-college-life crisis? sophomore year is almost half over already. what the hay?

i don't get why there is a need for signing on more than one screenname at a time. i mean, let's be honest, do you really talk to 200+ people on AIM on a consistent basis? actually, do you really talk to 20+ people consistently??

i don't get why physical human pain can be so entertaining. i mean, just look at shows like WWF, viva la bam, dumbass, etc. why is it so funny to see someone getting stung by bees?

i don't get why christmas songs are so emotionally contagious. i have yet to see someone listen to "we wish you a merry christmas" and not miraculously jump into a happier mood. i love christmas songs!

you have just witnessed a few of the wanderings of my mind. so for all of us here at mok's blog, i'm jonathan mok. have a good day.

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