ms liscum: well, so, jonathan, wut has reading rip van winkle taught u?
me: mm..
ms liscum: did da story teach u not to get married?
me: hm..perhaps..
tony: hey thats my word!
ms liscum (ignoring tony): yea, well, rip van winkle married a..wut was it? a virago..and man, she was mean..but everyone else liked rip, i mean, da dogs ldidnt bark at him, and da other women around town liked him, rite?
class: yea.
ms liscum: yea, he was a pretty nice guy..he would do stuff for da other women..
me: wut KIND of stuff?
ms liscum: ...CHORES
me: wut KIND of chores?
ms liscum: mm..yea im sorry, but dis was not really a sexual book, didnt even have any adultery..
raymond: yea..damnit..