alex yang has just recently started using aim, so me and the rest of the JPG's got in a chatroom and taught him the "common knowledge" of the world of instant messaging.

for example:
LeXlAnTiS: brb = be right back
HeyLookItsXiao: mmk = mmmm ok
LeXlAnTiS: bbl = be back later
LeXlAnTiS: wut = what
LeXlAnTiS: da = the

and of course, my personal favorite: fallin f0r y0u: aig = alex is gayy

then, just as it seemed like we were making progress in teaching alex the fundamentals of aim..
jdaVII: yous=you guys type too fast, get it? yous?
jdaVII: see i made up one
fallin f0r y0u: ...
LeXlAnTiS: uh...NO
LeXlAnTiS: stop while ur ahead
HeyLookItsXiao: ...
fallin f0r y0u: ..and NO alex, this is NOT a game
jdaVII: im ahead?

seriously now..can you do anything else but shake your head?
btw, hes the dulles VALEDICTORIAN.