2 days ago, i was talking to simon yau online, when all of a sudden, he told me that he would be right back.
i typed back "ok", and the next thing i know, i get this:

Auto response from SimY85: dumpaty dump

i was kinda disgusted with his away message, but hey, he was keepin' it real.
but anyways, today, i get home from school, turn on my computer, sign on aim..
and simon's bro, raymond yau is online..

i send him an instant message, and this is what i get in return:

Auto response from RaYmAn NoOdLeS: dumping

*sigh* i guess being straightforward runs in the family.

fallin f0r y0u: ur just like simon
fallin f0r y0u: always tell people when you're takin a dump
RaYmAn NoOdLeS: haha
RaYmAn NoOdLeS: im an honest person