the JPGs have been revived after a short slumber.
mark the date -- january 16, 2003
JPGs for REAL.

today's highlight:
during d-group at johnny poon's house..

me: ew..fig newtons?! sick.. *points at the box of fig newtons on the table*
peter: wha?! fig newtons are good!
simon: what are fig newtons?
peter: ..the thing you just ate.
simon: fig newtons? I like this flavor..
peter: uh..simon, there's only one flavor..FIG..
simon: what's fig?
peter: THE FLAVOR. its a fruit..
simon: oh i thought it was apple or something..

peter then burst into hysterical laughter, along with the rest of the people present.
in retaliation, simon did the only thing he could think of.
the one thing that he does best -- he farted in peter's face.