Sunday, March 02, 2003

*sigh* the following excerpt is from a conversation that may be too graphic for some viewers.
if you are under the age of 14, you may not want to see this.
this is a living example of chump behavior..and no, its not pretty.

fallin f0r y0u: finish the movie?
OpHeEeNieEe: one scene left
fallin f0r y0u: oic
fallin f0r y0u: whens it due?
OpHeEeNieEe: next monday
fallin f0r y0u: ..
fallin f0r y0u: ok
fallin f0r y0u: next time,
fallin f0r y0u: dont tell me the answer if its that far awayy
fallin f0r y0u: ..i cant belive you people were working on it a week early
OpHeEeNieEe: yea...me and my chump gang
fallin f0r y0u: *tisk tisk*
OpHeEeNieEe: *sigh*... dont tell me u weren't a chump back in the day
OpHeEeNieEe: plx tell me we all grow out of it
fallin f0r y0u: =)
fallin f0r y0u: i guess theres SOME good news for ya
fallin f0r y0u: yeah..
fallin f0r y0u: i actually do remember way back when
fallin f0r y0u: when me and some people met on weekends for PROJECTS ;-)
fallin f0r y0u: but then again..
fallin f0r y0u: you have an extreme case of chump..
fallin f0r y0u: working on a project a week ahead of time is unheard of..
OpHeEeNieEe: *gasp*... waht am i gonna do!?!?!
fallin f0r y0u: *sigh* unfortunately, i dont know
fallin f0r y0u: it may be hereditary..
fallin f0r y0u: meaning, with you FOR LIFE
OpHeEeNieEe: ahhhh
fallin f0r y0u: but its alrite..
fallin f0r y0u: give it a year
fallin f0r y0u: come this time next year, there should be improvements
fallin f0r y0u: or..there BETTER BE..
fallin f0r y0u: haha i better be working harder than you this time next year
fallin f0r y0u: or else, yeah..you'll be a chump fo life
OpHeEeNieEe: *cross fingers*... no chump for life
fallin f0r y0u: thats the spirit

note: jonathan mok is not liable for any injuries or deaths caused by viewing this extreme case of chump. as of this point, chumpiness is believed to be uncontagious, but just to be on the safe side, here are a few symptoms: doing homework, studying, reading, not procrastinating, etc etc etc. if you notice any of these signs, please notify an anti-chump asap, or the rest of your life may be spent as a chump.

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