PE today, scott and i were playing one-on-one on the center basketball goal, when alla sudden, simon and dennis began shooting on the basket too. simon missed a shot, so i grabbed the rebound and hurled it to the other side of the gym.
simon, in retaliation, stole our basketball from scott and punted it into the corner..when coach farley was standing about 10 feet away from him.

farley then yelled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BOY?"

so, simon was ushered to the coach's table, where he was ordered to complete 35 pushups..LOL

hehe and then in calculus, mrs. stephenson was ready to go over some material with the rest of the class..

mrs. stephenson: alrite, let's start on the worksheet together.
eric: i know this stuff..i don't need any help..
mrs. stephenson: oh, i think you do.
eric: nope, i dont think so..
mrs. stephenson: in that case, you can come up here to the overhead and teach the class while i sit in the back and chuckle "oh what a chump"

ouch. can you say OWNAGE?