m iss ja an ee: i'll play with my bunnie
m iss ja an ee: i named it
fallin f0r y0u: heheh
m iss ja an ee: "bunnie" hehehe
fallin f0r y0u: what?!
fallin f0r y0u: ...
m iss ja an ee: hunnie
m iss ja an ee: i was afraid u were gonna giv it a weird name
m iss ja an ee: and i dunno if its a guy or a girl
m iss ja an ee: so its bunnie now
fallin f0r y0u: ..so you're naming it bunnie?
m iss ja an ee: yupyup
fallin f0r y0u: ..i guess thats a first too..
m iss ja an ee: ?
m iss ja an ee: haha
m iss ja an ee: no i know a girl who named her dog "dog"
m iss ja an ee: and her cat "cat"
fallin f0r y0u: haha
m iss ja an ee: im just continuing the trend
fallin f0r y0u: ok, just be sure to name your kid "boy"
m iss ja an ee: nono
m iss ja an ee: u mean "guy"

hehe OR, to save the trouble, you could give them numbers =P
(chump #1, chump #2, etc etc)