turn on the FAN
you wanna see something cool? say the words "turn on the fan" with alex fan in the room, and he will start dancing.

okay, maybe that was a bit of false advertising to call it "cool," especially after i've seen it happen a bajillion times now, but that's just some of the childish stuff alex does.

alex, honest to God, you are the ONE person in the world who can EVER make me feel totally mature. take it as you may, but to me, that is a real accomplishment.


if there is ever a time that i could say that i've known someone too long for my own good, this would be it.

just joshing. happy 19th birthday, young'un. God must have had some reason to keep us in such close proximity for this long. maybe this is the year that we stop acting like 5-year-olds together.


okay, never mind. who am i kidding. may we never act older than a 4th of our age. cheers.