i <3 janie
so last week at j2, janie promised me that if we turn 35 and are both still single, she will marry me. i'm counting down the days :)

mok says: only a little over 15 years until we get married!
mok says: :-D
mok says: start the countdown
janieblank: now might be a bad time to remind you that i have another back up plan for when i am 28...but if this marriage is going to work, we need to set a precedent of being honest, right?
mok says: :-(
mok says: c'mon..
mok says: move our marriage date up to 27
janieblank: no way
janieblank: that's only 7 years from now
mok says: 28 is only 8!!
mok says: what the heck
mok says: how am i supposed to work against that
janieblank: i don't know? it might not work out
mok says: :-janieblank: it's more like
janieblank: when i'm 28
janieblank: my friends are going to send me on a missions trip
janieblank: to meet a godly man
janieblank: that's all
mok says: alright
mok says: i'll be there
janieblank: GOOD LUCK
mok says: :-*
janieblank: EW
janieblank: SICK
janieblank: that's it
janieblank: we are getting a pre-nup

janieblank: so i was thinking about kids...and i really don't want to give birth
janieblank: think we can adopt instead?
janieblank: i was thinking that your friends are kind of cute
janieblank: i bet they would make cool kids
mok says: ...
mok says: that's kind of gross
mok says: but, sure, HONEY.
mok says: hahaha
janieblank: you're having a lot of fun with this, aren't you?

janieblank: maybe i should call you something hormone appropriate
janieblank: like
janieblank: BEAST MASTER
janieblank: or
janieblank: HERCULES
janieblank: or something
janieblank: or
janieblank: TMAC
mok says: hahahhahaha
janieblank: or somethign like that

alright friends, check your mailboxes soon for marriage invitations.

oh btw, i got a tattoo!



man, talk about hardcore.