the sandwich
today I woke up 10 minutes earlier than usual so that I could make myself a sandwich for lunch.

cheese meat, cheese cheese meat, and that's it. (baby you know it's hot and juicy. and jack won't make it til you order it.) anyhow, so i make a delicious sandwich, and I even add a few strips of lettuce in there for nutrition's sake (although I hear that lettuce has no nutritional value).

i roll into the office at 8:45 and proceed to place my delcious home-made sandwich in the mini-fridge.

3.24 hours later, it's time for lunch. I excitedly take out my sandwich, only to find that it is ice cold. ice ice, baby.

turns out i put my beloved sandwich in the wrong, forbidden section of the fridge, and it was nearly frozen.

this is what i get for trying to be healthy. i want that 10 minutes of sleep back.