Thursday, May 12, 2005

get me outta here!!

a couple random conversations..

roppiker: tina says she pooped SIX times today
roppiker: gross or impressive?
mok says: ....

mok says: HI DEBORAH
happiepenguin: see ya in sl maybe
mok says: I LOVE YOU
mok says: *muuuuuuuuah*
happiepenguin: LOL
happiepenguin: ur not mok
mok says: bye baby
happiepenguin: ....
mok says: this is your lover
mok says: *muah*
happiepenguin: yeaaaaaaa
happiepenguin: are u titas
mok says: this is kelley
mok says: hahahahaha

why would deborah think it's titus..?!?

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WHEN DOES IT ALL END!?!? CAN I GO HOME YET?!

seriously, there's something about me and peter and dorm rooms that just doesn't mix. i swear, if i have to spend another week in jester west room 500, i'm gonna go nuts.

last year, in our jester east room, we had a freakin' annoying fire alarm that would beep every 20 seconds. it didn't stop until maybe march or april.

as if that wasn't bad enough, this year we were lucky enough to get a room with a constantly dripping faucet. it's gotta be worse than chinese water torture. at night, when you're trying to sleep, it sounds like there's a fountain or a fish tank right behind you. either that or someone's taking a leak in the sink.

this past weekend, GQ had a crawfish broil. an icechest full of leftover crawfish, potatoes, and watermelon was left at the sophomore senior farewell practice. my genius roommate decides to take the ice chest back to our room and just leave it by the door. no, he did not think about refrigerating any of it, and yes, i want to kill him.

the next day, a disgusting stench covered the room like houston humidity. i was sick with a stuffy nose and i still wasn't immune to it. we opened the ice chest and pulled out the potatoes, and lo and behold, they were molding. peter placed them on the sink, where they stayed until the next day.

finally he decides to dispose of it. so he opens a trashbag and i help him dump everything into there, thinking he'd bring everything over to the trash room. nope. it stays there until the next morning, when the smell is even WORSE.

i lift up the bag to drag it outside the room, and, what? YES! THERE'S A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG!! AND A HUGE PUDDLE OF CRAWFISH JUICE/WATERMELON JUICE/ROTTEN POTATOES!! YAY!!!!

GAAAAHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

waah

mok says: im taking the car btw
mok says: when i get back
mok says: cuz i need to come right back to austin
mok says: iono if mom told you yet
JEN nn mo KAKA: I FREAKING KNOW
JEN nn mo KAKA: YOU LITTLE..!!
JEN nn mo KAKA: IT'S THE LST WEEK OF SCHOOL!
JEN nn mo KAKA: I"M GOING OT HAVE TO DRIVE THE fAMILY MINIVAN!
mok says: waaaahhh
JEN nn mo KAKA: OR MOM'S OLD CRAPPY SMELLY DIRTY CAR!
mok says: waaaahhhh
mok says: i'm a spoiled rotten weiner
mok says: waaahhhh
mok says: waaahhhh
JEN nn mo KAKA: call the WAAAAAAAAAAmbulance
mok says: cry me a river
JEN nn mo KAKA: you are spoiled, i know.
mok says: oh, that's good too
JEN nn mo KAKA: thanks!


i just realized i haven't seen my brother or sister in almost 5 months :(

CAN THIS SCHOOL YEAR END YET?!?

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

if nothing else..

If nothing else, may our loss of dignity and lack of shame demonstrate our undying love.


seniors, you guys are truly awesome. many of you have had a great positive impact on my faith, my walk, and my life, probably more than you guys know. i seriously only wish that you guys could stay just a little longer, in hopes that we could have gotten to know each other better, but hey, i'm thankful for the time God has allowed you to show me what it means to be men and women after God's own heart.

some of us will stay in touch. others probably not. but no matter where you guys go from here on out, i just want you to know that you will always be remembered. thanks for everything you guys have done. all the rides, all the selfless acts, all the advice, all the good times.

i only pray that you all continue to love Him and put Him first in your life. thank you for being such godly examples here at UT, and may that continue on for the rest of your lives.


..and make sure you come back and visit us because you know you'll miss us. wankers.