m iss ja an ee: i'll play with my bunnie
m iss ja an ee: i named it
fallin f0r y0u: heheh
m iss ja an ee: "bunnie" hehehe
fallin f0r y0u: what?!
fallin f0r y0u: ...
m iss ja an ee: hunnie
m iss ja an ee: i was afraid u were gonna giv it a weird name
m iss ja an ee: and i dunno if its a guy or a girl
m iss ja an ee: so its bunnie now
fallin f0r y0u: ..so you're naming it bunnie?
m iss ja an ee: yupyup
fallin f0r y0u: ..i guess thats a first too..
m iss ja an ee: ?
m iss ja an ee: haha
m iss ja an ee: no i know a girl who named her dog "dog"
m iss ja an ee: and her cat "cat"
fallin f0r y0u: haha
m iss ja an ee: im just continuing the trend
fallin f0r y0u: ok, just be sure to name your kid "boy"
m iss ja an ee: nono
m iss ja an ee: u mean "guy"

hehe OR, to save the trouble, you could give them numbers =P
(chump #1, chump #2, etc etc)

wow..whens the last time i blogged in the morning?!
eh..not early early early morning, but actually morning like, after i wake up..

ok anyways, today i woke up at 9:15 to go to some bank with my mom to open up my own bank account.
it took forever to open it, but i still managed to get to work at 10:15 (only 15 minutes late)..
luckily, my boss wasn't there yet, so i didn't get a lecture or anything about being late..

but its weird..all the people that i work with say the EXACT SAME THING whenever they see me.
they all go "THERE HE IS!!" as if they were expecting me for the past 2 weeks or something..
eh..iono. but then today, this girl that works there as a cook, she started calling me "gumshoe"..
im not sure who this gumshoe person/thing is..but she then started singing the inspector gadget song, which made me even more scared of her..

but, yeah, i filled out some forms and then found out that my boss wants me to work tomorrow from 5-9..
more importantly, i discovered he didn't have my paycheck that i have been impatiently awaiting for the past 2 weeks..
he just told me he would add the hours that he owed me onto the next paycheck..so i guess thats cool.

so, yeah. that's why i am now at home and not at work.
and NOW, i must go work on some scholarship poop..bye!

HAPPY ONE YEAR JANE!!! =)

ahh..today was SO PERFECT!!

first, during SFC (Students For Christ), my mom called my cell to tell me that i got accepted into the Mitte Business Honors Program at UT!!
man..i was SO suprised cuz like, she told me they only accepted 100 students into the program..
oh man oh man oh man..too good too good! PTL!!

anyways, my hunnie made me a candlelit dinner, which made me even MORE surprised =)
hehe it was so sweet..why couldnt i think of that?

hehe and then after that, the thing i planned worked out perfectly as well..
(for those of you who know what im talking about ;) )

*sigh* today was just full of surprises =)
happy anniversary, jane!

lol..whatta day..
well, today started out pretty bad, since i hadda go to school at 7:30 to work on a government project..

but then, after that, everything was pretty..funny, i guess.
hehe in 7th period government, mrs. mcgee was absent for the 3rd day in a row, so it was another free day.
i was mad at eric chan for throwing my papers on the ground in calculus, so i walked into the classroom, took his sandals, and threw them out into the hallway.
15 minutes later, eric told me to get them back so that he could go to the restroom, so i went to go get them..and they were gone!!
i still dont really understand why eric didnt just go out to get them right after i took them, but, yeah, hes gay.
so, yeah, i spent about 20 minutes looking for them, but i soon found that task to be hopeless.
so, being the good, reliable friend that i am, i offered to buy him new ones.
i even offered to CARRY eric out to my car, so when the bell finally rang, i gave him a piggyback ride all the way to the back corner of the parking lot where my car was..
jeez, 105 pounds is a LOT to carry for about 1/4 of a mile..
but anyways, i got him sandals, and all is well =P

lol..still worth the laughs ;)

m iss ja an ee: when do intramurals start
fallin f0r y0u: m..
fallin f0r y0u: in 2-3 weeks
m iss ja an ee: oh ok
m iss ja an ee: u know what
m iss ja an ee: i had this dream last night
m iss ja an ee: that u were like in some prison or something
m iss ja an ee: and i had to save u
fallin f0r y0u: ...
m iss ja an ee: but i had to save u by answering this question/riddle kinda thing
m iss ja an ee: and i didnt know the answer
m iss ja an ee: and then i woke up
m iss ja an ee: weird eh
m iss ja an ee: it was like....who is on your boyfriends intramurals' team?
m iss ja an ee: i was liek omggg
fallin f0r y0u: ...
fallin f0r y0u: hahahahah

lol..speaking of intramurals..

DarkJediPete: well i hope JE is fast :-P
fallin f0r y0u: haha
fallin f0r y0u: just look at him
fallin f0r y0u: he hasta be
DarkJediPete: lol
DarkJediPete: well...he's so small...
DarkJediPete: he's like a white you
fallin f0r y0u: ..
fallin f0r y0u: dont give him THAT much credit

hehe..no offense JE, but you're no J-MO ;)

MAN DON'T YOU JUST HATE THESE THINGS?!?

ARG!

wtcrap!! its so gay!! a POP-UP that is there so you can GET RID of POP-UPS.
and YES, pop-ups ARE annoying!!

man..you know what i just realized?
how unbelievably "americanized" i am.

i just drove my aunt (who arrived here from hong kong last week) to my cousin's house, and even though we're blood-related, i felt so..completely different.
sure, i mustered enough cantonese skills together to carry on a conversation with her, but i mean, we were basically opposites of each other.

she was born and raised in hong kong and only knows how to speak canton.
i was born and raised in the US and mainly speak only english.

*sigh* oh well, im just proud of the fact that she understood the words that were coming out of my mouth =P
cuz man..its SO hard to just speak canton..lol.
im so used to like, speaking in chinglish..
half the sentence in canton and the other half in english..but since i was talking to my aunt, she would only understand half the sentence..
hehe so i hadda make sure to catch myself before i said "like" and "stuff" and "he" etc etc etc..

ah well. my canton still kicks butt ;)

i can't imagine any greater fear
than waking up without you here
and though the sun would still shine on
my whole world would all be gone
but not for long

if i had to run
If i had to crawl
if i had to swim a hundred rivers
just to climb a thousand walls
always know that i would find a way
to get to where you are
there's no place that far

it wouldn't matter why we're apart
lonely months, two stubborn hearts
nothing short of God above
could turn me away from your love
i need you that much

cause there's no place that far

- westlife - no place that far

1 year in only 2 days!!

=)

lol government was awesome today..
haha we had a substitute again cuz mrs. mcgee was out, and he turned out to be a super cool guy.
he knew the class wasn't gonna do any work, so he challenged us to a game of bin.
its a really neat game, but anyways..
he accidentally said something, so as an apology, he said "i apologize to the family" while flashing gang signs..
hahaha..i dont think annie liked him very much though =P

hm..i was just looking at my upenn deferred decision again just now..
and then, i clicked on the frequently asked questions link..
there were 5 questions there, and this was #4..

What are my chances of being admitted as a deferred candidate?
Last year about 15% of deferred candidates were offered admission in April.

*sigh* i am REALLY starting to doubt my chances of acceptance to upenn..
the more i think about it, the more i realize that im probably gonna end up a longhorn.
good news or bad? iono.

intramurals starting soon..
im PSYCHED!!

..even though we have no chance of winning the championship, im still gonna own up ;)

my away message: blah. gotta chump tonight..

OpHeEeNieEe: ic ic.... chump got the best of ya eh?.... guess ur normal after all... and mabbe... the cycle of the chump never ends....*shakes head*.... hope u have as much fun chumping as i do!!

*sigh* man..i cant believe this..
ive fallen to the depths of chump city..where chumps like ophelia make their homes..

fallin f0r y0u: hehe its ok..
fallin f0r y0u: well, for me, at least
fallin f0r y0u: everyone knows IM not a chump ;-)
fallin f0r y0u: cant say the same for you, im afraid :-P
OpHeEeNieEe: it's vice versa
fallin f0r y0u: ha
fallin f0r y0u: nice try there
OpHeEeNieEe: .... pooh
fallin f0r y0u: hehe
fallin f0r y0u: its ok..
fallin f0r y0u: you have alot of company, so dont worry
fallin f0r y0u: just look at xiao
fallin f0r y0u: he's a chump too
OpHeEeNieEe: LOL woot woot!!
fallin f0r y0u: oh. theres another one. deb.
OpHeEeNieEe: we are the majority!
fallin f0r y0u: waddya know, annie's probably chumping too
fallin f0r y0u: yea..sadly..
fallin f0r y0u: what has this world come to?!
OpHeEeNieEe: we are the chump generation!
fallin f0r y0u: a land where chumps are scattered across the globe..
fallin f0r y0u: ..eh..
fallin f0r y0u: AHH!!
fallin f0r y0u: omg..
fallin f0r y0u: i think you're right
fallin f0r y0u: NOOOOOOOOO
OpHeEeNieEe: we are we are... the chumps of the nation!!!

THE CHUMP GENERATION?!? OH NO!!

*sigh* the following excerpt is from a conversation that may be too graphic for some viewers.
if you are under the age of 14, you may not want to see this.
this is a living example of chump behavior..and no, its not pretty.

fallin f0r y0u: finish the movie?
OpHeEeNieEe: one scene left
fallin f0r y0u: oic
fallin f0r y0u: whens it due?
OpHeEeNieEe: next monday
fallin f0r y0u: ..
fallin f0r y0u: ok
fallin f0r y0u: next time,
fallin f0r y0u: dont tell me the answer if its that far awayy
fallin f0r y0u: ..i cant belive you people were working on it a week early
OpHeEeNieEe: yea...me and my chump gang
fallin f0r y0u: *tisk tisk*
OpHeEeNieEe: *sigh*... dont tell me u weren't a chump back in the day
OpHeEeNieEe: plx tell me we all grow out of it
fallin f0r y0u: =)
fallin f0r y0u: i guess theres SOME good news for ya
fallin f0r y0u: yeah..
fallin f0r y0u: i actually do remember way back when
fallin f0r y0u: when me and some people met on weekends for PROJECTS ;-)
fallin f0r y0u: but then again..
fallin f0r y0u: you have an extreme case of chump..
fallin f0r y0u: working on a project a week ahead of time is unheard of..
OpHeEeNieEe: *gasp*... waht am i gonna do!?!?!
fallin f0r y0u: *sigh* unfortunately, i dont know
fallin f0r y0u: it may be hereditary..
fallin f0r y0u: meaning, with you FOR LIFE
OpHeEeNieEe: ahhhh
fallin f0r y0u: but its alrite..
fallin f0r y0u: give it a year
fallin f0r y0u: come this time next year, there should be improvements
fallin f0r y0u: or..there BETTER BE..
fallin f0r y0u: haha i better be working harder than you this time next year
fallin f0r y0u: or else, yeah..you'll be a chump fo life
OpHeEeNieEe: *cross fingers*... no chump for life
fallin f0r y0u: thats the spirit

note: jonathan mok is not liable for any injuries or deaths caused by viewing this extreme case of chump. as of this point, chumpiness is believed to be uncontagious, but just to be on the safe side, here are a few symptoms: doing homework, studying, reading, not procrastinating, etc etc etc. if you notice any of these signs, please notify an anti-chump asap, or the rest of your life may be spent as a chump.

fallin f0r y0u: do u know if there is a kenneth cole store at the mall?
happiepenguin: not in our mall
happiepenguin: i dont think
fallin f0r y0u: i mean
fallin f0r y0u: galleria
happiepenguin: yeah! probably!
happiepenguin: are u gonna go buy me an kenneth cole??
happiepenguin: what is that anyways
happiepenguin: fine..IGNORE ME!
happiepenguin: ILL JUST TALK TO MYSELF
happiepenguin: BECUASE U ARE A IGNORANT
fallin f0r y0u: hahah
fallin f0r y0u: sorry sorry
fallin f0r y0u: call just came in
happiepenguin: lol
happiepenguin: did i call?
happiepenguin: i dont think i did...
fallin f0r y0u: ..
fallin f0r y0u: no, u didnt
happiepenguin: i didnt call u
fallin f0r y0u: ..i KNOW
fallin f0r y0u: i said A call just came in
happiepenguin: OH
happiepenguin: well..ur writings too messy
fallin f0r y0u: ...
happiepenguin: i didnt read it right
fallin f0r y0u: ...
happiepenguin: ok..im not stupid
fallin f0r y0u: my writing is too messy?!
happiepenguin: YEAH
happiepenguin: wait
happiepenguin: i cant be
happiepenguin: darn it
fallin f0r y0u: ...
happiepenguin: dont dot me
happiepenguin: its very selfesteem lowering
fallin f0r y0u: ...
happiepenguin: did u not hear me?

..some people just needa quit while they're ahead..

anyways, time for dinner..as my brother has just notified me via AIM..
om3 j M O K 3: time to eat big boy:-*

*whew* whatta long day..

got to church at about 9:20 to do some last minute preparations before helping to lead the children's worship service..
the kids actually participated more than i thought they would, so that was a definite plus.
overall, i think it went pretty well..at least better than i expected..

anyways..pastor ed's sermon today was quite..eh, interesting, to say the least.
actually, i guess the message was pretty typical for sex ed..

afterwards, at about 1, i hopped into alex's car with jeremy to go help ophelia out with this english project of hers..
she needed extras, so hey, why not ask some bum seniors to do it, eh? =P

we got there before some other people, but when simon and alex finally pulled up to the house, they didnt come in for some reason..
ophelia looked out the window and said that simon "ran into the curb," so they were inspecting the damage..
i quickly ran out to see what was up, and it turns out alex yang ran into simon yau's car..
DUDE. THE 2ND JPG CAR ACCIDENT IN 2 DAYS.
this one was a bit worse, however..*sigh* at this rate, jeremy and i are gonna get into a car accident TOMORROW.
yikes..better not drive..

today was pretty cool..
woke up at 11 to go out to eat with family at this mexican restaurant called lopez..pretty yummy stuff.
after that, i came home, finished some scholarship poop, and then simon yau came over to shoot some hoops..

he was 2 minutes from my house when it started to drizzle outside..danget!!
but then, i shot a quick prayer up to God and asked him to not let it rain just yet..
and, it was awesome..within minutes, it stopped raining altogether.
*sigh* but then simon ruined everything..
we started playing, and then after a mere 5 minutes playing 1-on-1, i already shattered his ankles, leaving him on the ground in agony..
so much for playing ball..

soon after that, it started pouring, but it was just in time =)
we chilled at my house for a while..which is when simon decided to try lifting weights again..bad idea? betta believe it.

he sat down on the bench, looked at the weights on the bar, and calculated it out to be 75 pounds.
with confidence he said, "psh..75 pounds? im gonna tear through this thing.."

after doing about 15 reps, he tried to place the bar back in its resting position.
he got the right side in the holder with ease, but the left side was a different story..
he couldnt get it up high enough, so the bar tilted to the left..
the weights on the left slid right off, which made the weight of the bar unbalanced with the right side being too heavy.
as a result, the bar began to tilt the other way, and the rest of the weights slid off of the bar..
but, to top it all off, after all the weights had been thrown off the bar, simon himself was thrown from the bench, and his body slammed into the wall.
..yes, true story. just another day in the life of simon yau..

at 6, we hurried to fuddrucker's to meet up with some other JPGs for dinner.
after eating, we went back out to our cars to drive to loew's theater..
which is when david zhu backed his car into alex fan's camry..LOL.
hahaha..so much for david being able to afford new rims for his car..

anyways, we saw cradle to the grave, which was pretty good for a jet li movie..
to finish the day, i got a haircut, and then sped home..