Saturday, November 17, 2001

well well, here we are..wut we've all been waitin for is finally here..thanksgiving break!!
a time for EATING and a time for SLEEPING..wut MORE could u ask for?!
*sigh* buh then again, before we know it, itll be sunday nite, da nite before we must go back to skool..and den we'll all be online asking each other wut hw we have..etc etc.. u kno da routine rite?
sooo..ill just get it over w/ now; possible hw:
physics - extra credit; spaghetti bridge
precal - bookwork if u didnt have it on friday
chem - NOTHING! yay for mr ronnenkamp
spanish - start to understand da story.. (in other words, no hw! yay!)
history (advanced) - NOTHING! yay for coach ramsey
english - read the fall of the house of usher.. (nah..i can do it sometime on monday..)

awesomeness..but mang, i dun wanna go outta town..*sigh* o well, for anyone who cares, im gonna be in san antonio from monday-thursday..tell me if u wanna do sumthin wen im here..
and tony, wen are we meeting to build da damn spaghetti bridge?
lalala anyhoo..back to harry potter..
if ur readin this and u havent seen it yet, GO!!
its worth it~
HARRY POTTER WAS KOOL!!!
lol mmkae its late..ill continue this discussion later..

Thursday, November 15, 2001

jANe S2 TaRzaN: imma go outside

10 minutes later...

jANe S2 TaRzaN: i cant get out
jANe S2 TaRzaN: my gay dad
fallin f0r y0u: o...
fallin f0r y0u: er..
fallin f0r y0u: wut is he scared of..
jANe S2 TaRzaN: flying anthra
fallin f0r y0u: u gonna get raped on ur driveway?
jANe S2 TaRzaN: *anthrax
fallin f0r y0u: o..damn..even worse..

lol..and i thought canton parents were bad.. =P

Wednesday, November 14, 2001

hehe during 20/20's interview w/ drew carey, they also talked w/ dat other guy from both "drew carey show" and "whose line is it anyway".. u kno who im talkin about? da tall skinny guy? mmkae..well anyways, it was pretty funny..

20/20: ur a close frend w/ drew carey, wut are his eatin habits like?
friend: well, he'll eat at 3 or 4 burger joints each day..
20/20: wow..3 or 4?!
friend: yea, and ive never seen him eat an apple or an orange, unless of course if its wrapped in bacon..

lol..pretty sad, huh? considerin he is wut many consider an "average american"..cuz MAN just look around at all da fat ppl in this country..its unbelievable..all da risk of heart problems..terrible, isnt it?
ms liscum: well, so, jonathan, wut has reading rip van winkle taught u?
me: mm..
ms liscum: did da story teach u not to get married?
me: hm..perhaps..
tony: hey thats my word!
ms liscum (ignoring tony): yea, well, rip van winkle married a..wut was it? a virago..and man, she was mean..but everyone else liked rip, i mean, da dogs ldidnt bark at him, and da other women around town liked him, rite?
class: yea.
ms liscum: yea, he was a pretty nice guy..he would do stuff for da other women..
me: wut KIND of stuff?
ms liscum: ...CHORES
me: wut KIND of chores?
ms liscum: mm..yea im sorry, but dis was not really a sexual book, didnt even have any adultery..
raymond: yea..damnit..
hehe today during english, da class was talking about wut makes every1 laugh..or wut is actually considered funny to us..

ms liscum: so, wut exactly makes u guys laugh?
me: stupid stuff..haha
raymond: and random is good..
me and raymond: yea, random and stupid stuff makes us laugh da most..
ms liscum: yea..i mean, yall make me laugh all da time..

hehehe wait a second..
omg who watched da michael jackson concert yesterday?! it was awesome!! i thought itd be gay and everythin, but MAN, he sure can dance..
jeez doin moonwalk sideways, dang how pimp is that?! lol mm..yea and alex says hes gonna study michael jackson's moves, and he will have dem down perfect soon..
so watch out yall! a new bleached-pale pimp in da making~

Tuesday, November 13, 2001

o man..i just remembered..forgot to post this before..
ok WHOEVER likes that nasty food called "stinky tofu"..(all u chinese ppl should kno wut im referrin to..) ..
YALL ARE NASTY!! HOW COULD U LIKE THAT CRAP?!
ugh i was over at alex's house dis past weekend workin on da english essay..den it was dinner time! so i was like, kool, lets eat..
so i get my bowl of food, return to our "working" room..and start eating..
after a few bites, i notice da tofu sittin there..im like, hey kool, i LOVE tofu!!
so da tofu goes into my mouth..i chew once..all da stinky juices flow out..im about to puke..bite again..same result..i swallow it whole..den i stuff down 3 spoonfuls of rice to rid da disgusting taste..
OMG HOW GROSS..I HATE THAT STUFF!
found while doing quiet times:

"somewhere along the line, friends become acquaintances -- people to wave at, but not to get intimately involved iwth. we want to know what they're doing this weekend, but not about their needs and problems. when we ask how someone is doing, we expect a cursory 'fine!' or 'great!' or 'not bad, how about you?' "

- s. rickly christian

Monday, November 12, 2001

lol wwf weakest link was hilarious!!

anne: booker t, wut holiday in october celebrates the discovery of america?
booker t: mm..uhh..hm..(*scratches head*)..oo..thanksgiving.

anne: trish, wut is the capital of japan?
trish: mm..hong kong.

anne: lita, if i said the name "george bush," would dat ring a bell?
lita: oo..yea of course..da guy on da dollar bill..
kurt angle: umm..thats george washington..

hahaha..u ppl shoulda watched it..hehe
*sigh* so tired..but ill post for da sake of posting..

today after da junior assembly thingie:

(raymond is telling me, alex, and david zhu about some hot girl whos hittin on him)
david: ha! who would hit on u! look at u!
raymond: look at YOU! ugliness!
(repeats several times..)
me: ok ok guys, break it up..yall are BOTH ugly aite?
raymond: alrite then..lets leave it as that..
alex: actually..i think raymond looks better than david..

hmm..

Sunday, November 11, 2001

wow..havent updated in 2 days..feels weird..hehe
well, wut is there to say? wut has happened in the past 2 days?
absolutely..nothing..cept..da fun research paper!!

*sigh* well..ill update later..sign my dreambook while ur here..