haha yesterday after skool, raymond is lookin at his reflection in da glass windows at da front of da skool..lookin at himself from top to bottom, he exclaims, "MAN..i look like an ass.."

lol also funny..yesterday, me and alex just finished helpin out w/ awana, and then, we were in da lobby..and den no1 had anythin better to do, so every1 just started arm-wrestling...and den, this kid comes up to alex, stretching out his hand to get ready for an arm-wrestling match, and says, "can i do u?"

mm..dont feel like postin today..check again tomorrow..

man..this week has been homo..god im SO STUPID THO..ugh how gay..
i was studyin for chem at like, 1:30 in da morning in my room..
den for SOME RETARDED REASON i decide to just take a lil "nappie-poo" (as ms liscum calls it)..
dont ask why i decided to do this..i still cant figure out my reasoning..
but anyways, so yea, i set my alarm clock for 2 AM..and den, just doze off..
then da next thing i kno..im dreamin a nice dream..
i dont remember da details..buh it had somethin to do w/ me and sheree beatin da crap outta raymond?! im not sure why..mebbe cuz thats wut happens everyday..buh it could be somethin else..
anyhow, then i hear my alarm clock ringing..so i bounce up..and look at da clock..
i pause..think..look at da clock again..think some more..eyes go wide..open mouth to scream..pinch myself to see if im awake..
ITS 7 AM!!! ahhhhhh mann how gay is that?!?! buh of course, i neva shoulda went to sleep in the first case..buh wth..man its all a conspiracy..a conspiracy i tell ya!! *sigh* wuteva..i need some more sleep..

*sigh* didnt even have time to go trick-or-treating today..POOPINESS..
danget..i spent so much time persuading my bro and my sis to go trick-or-treating for me..
we were all outside on the driveway..and they kept sayin stuff like "ok, shoot da basketball into the basket from THIS spot..and then we'll go.."
so i look up to see where this particular "spot" is..and, yea those evil kids, its inside the garage..im like..wtf..
so then im like.."ok fine, how bout this spot? if i make it 3 times in a row..then u guys go.."
so then i shoot..first one goes in..2nd one is also good..then i miss on the 3rd one..blah!! and meanwhile, theyre all celebrating: "ya!! haha i guess we're not goin! weee!"
somehow, i finally convince them to just go to 6 houses to get me some candy...on the condition that my sister gets 10% of the profits..
so i get them some weird hats to use as "costumes"..my bro wore a blue wig and my sis a chinese hat w/ a long braid in the back..
so, off they go, to fetch my share of candy, while im at home, studyin some physics, feelin quite happy w/ my lil business deal..
then, 10 minutes later, they're back..im like, awesome..my prize has arrived..
and dey race into my room and dump all da candy the got onto my desk: a snickers bar and a kit-kat..WTH
agh..foolish kids..wut do i pay them for..i wanna refund..danget..ah well..i guess it really was too good to be true..*sniff* mebbe next year i can go get da candy myself..bleh

maybe people tell you you're immature
BECAUSE YOU ARE
posted by Sheree Chen 10:41 PM

hmm..wut an interesting concept..mind-boggling..
i wonder who she could be speakin of?
all of us childish, retarded, stupid, dumb, freakish, goofy, wacky, idiotic, evil boys known as juniors, who are supposedly upper-classmen who are setting a good example for those younger than us?
..no..couldnt be..

*sigh* see wut happens wen u dont get enough sleep..?

twink1n lil star: i need mo effective brain cells
twink1n lil star: care to trade??
fallin f0r y0u: mm..
fallin f0r y0u: depends
fallin f0r y0u: u have pokemon cards?
twink1n lil star: lol
twink1n lil star: of course!!!!!
fallin f0r y0u: alrite!!
fallin f0r y0u: u have the shiny raichu one??
twink1n lil star: sowwie i love dat
fallin f0r y0u: ...plz??
fallin f0r y0u: 10 brain cells..
twink1n lil star: lol
fallin f0r y0u: cmon..just a raichu
twink1n lil star: not enuff
fallin f0r y0u: agh..ur rite..
fallin f0r y0u: nothin is as valuable as that raichu

crap..and this is da same brain im usin for tomorrow's physics, precal, and chem tests..
can u say...SCREWED?

agh..mang of ALL days..why does TODAY hafta be halloween?!?!
wen i have sooooo much crap to study for...
bleh..o well, guess i just hafta get my priorities straight..
grades? or free candy?!
man wut a no-brainer..im goin trick-or-treating..screw studying..
wut..stop lookin at me like that..NO im NOT too old to go trick-or-treating..
...stop laughing at me!

hmm..well, i finally figured out why my scanner wont work..its cuz its not windows 2000 compliant..DANGET!!
ah well..sorry to all of u who were just dying to see da picture of da monkey pissin on my head..
or da picture of melody pouring syrup into my eyes at camp c..
or da picture of me wearin a halter..
o..wait..this isnt so bad..mm..good thing i dont have a scanner.. =)

bleh..

ahh...da joy of hot water while taking a shower..priceless..
of course for all da parts of the shower there is MASTERCARD..
buh who really gives a crap if u cant get any runnin water?!
ah well..i have hot water again..just goes to prove once again dat u dunno wut u have until its gone..always keep this in mind =)

OMG GAY!!!
god danget..for some odd, unknown reason, my shower will not provide me with any hot water!!!
ive done everythin in my power to obtain my desire..
at first i just stood there and waited..and waited..and waited..and waited..
and den i tried turnin it off and on..off and on..off and on..
den i began to hit the shower head, in an attempt to spur some change in water temperature..
finally, i even tried cursing da stupid thing..
UGH STILL NO HOT WATER!!! so, if i come to skool tomorrow smellin like crap, w/ dandruff in my hair and pimples all over my body..well, ull know why..

anyways..on a lighter note..funny incidents in english:

tony: do you have any qualms about headphones?
ms. liscum: yes, they are forbidden in this school; thank you for your query..
tony: I AM NOT A QUEER!!

ms. liscum: actually, to answer ur question, there WAS actually a sex scene in The Awakening..but it was so short, if u blinked, u missed it..
raymond: wut..dangit!

tony: man, my parents both went to MIT, and look wut happened to me!
ms liscum: *speechless*..
tony: im just a genetic failure
raymond: i think ur just a failure in general

ms. liscum: and, yes, there is ONE sex scene in The Scarlet Letter..
*class starts to flip pages*
me and raymond (sarcastically): where is it?? ahhh!!
ms. liscum: well, its metaphorical
me: wth?! a metaphorical sex scene?? wut is this...
raymond: dangit..low-quality..

*sigh* nothin better than da last week of the 6-weeks..wen teachers desperately try to cram in as many last-minute grades as humanly possible..aghh..WHY must they be so gay?! sheesh..and they tell US not to procrastinate..
Tuesday: precal quiz, history test
Wednesday: physics quiz, english test
Thursday: physics test, precal test, chem test, spanish project due
Friday: spanish quiz

oo, yea..and PRAISE NITE THIS SATURDAY!!
wait..n/m..who cares..we'll all be dead by then..

aim phone =)
hehe melanie: COERCION!

agh..how gay..u kno wuhs a kcool feeling?
waking up, and finding that someone else did ur laundry..
and then discoverin that all ur clothes have been carelessly thrown into the dryer and shrunk beyond recognition..
now THATS a KOOL FEELING.. ><

AznBbYjAdE: i don't get the corduroys
fallin f0r y0u: ...
fallin f0r y0u: seriously?
AznBbYjAdE: seriuosly
fallin f0r y0u: ....
fallin f0r y0u: ok cmon caroline..
AznBbYjAdE: shouldn't it rhyme?
fallin f0r y0u: use tha massive brain of urs..
fallin f0r y0u: ...
fallin f0r y0u: yes caroline..
fallin f0r y0u: it SHOULD rhyme..
AznBbYjAdE: o so it IS supposed to be dick...
AznBbYjAdE: ......rite????
fallin f0r y0u: ...
fallin f0r y0u: yes gj
fallin f0r y0u: now i shall post this convo
AznBbYjAdE: o dear...no
fallin f0r y0u: haha
fallin f0r y0u: thanks caroline
fallin f0r y0u: i love u too
AznBbYjAdE: u better not post it
AznBbYjAdE: or i'ma burn ur dick
fallin f0r y0u: ...
fallin f0r y0u: is that a challenge?
AznBbYjAdE: yes...?
AznBbYjAdE: no its a threat!
fallin f0r y0u: mmkae..well then that just encourages me to post it

if u dont get it..scroll down about 4 posts.. =)

omg i didnt think i would ever say this..
buh..
I FINISHED THE SCARLET LETTER!!! WOOHOO!!!
now i neva hafta touch that despicable book ever again..
ooo n/m..ill just burn it..lets all have a huge TSL bonfire!!
o..wait..arg n/m..this book belongs to da skool..screw..

wowwww....how kooool...
i just found out that if u click the link tellin the time that the post was published, all the crap that was posted before it gets taken off the page so ull kno where u started/stopped reading..
mm..ok yea, mebbe i DO have too much time on my hands, wuts ur point?!

mm..is it a horrible INSULT or a good COMPLIMENT if ppl say u would look good as a girl..?

in response:
starbewy: oh its definately a complement... look at it from my perspective.. i swear. girls are prettier than guys... m.. i think.. i hope that sounded rite...

hehe on a shoebox bday card:

jack wasnt nimble,
jack wasnt quick,
he sat on ur cake and burned his...

...corduroys.

mm..if u dont get it, then, n/m..im not gonna try to explain it to u..